Miscellaneous: Stalker vibes

Stalker vibes

By liz - 21/05/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By booksandshadows - 04/03/2014 09:06 - United States - San Diego

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

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Creep alert

By Pop_Pies - 03/09/2009 13:27 - Australia

Today, I had been working at the checkout for over five hours. Slightly tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink. He smiled and winked back. When I finished work two hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML

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papertigers_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:14

if he wanted to talk, you wouldn't have to follow him around...he would stop. YDI.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 22 May 2009 10:17

Even if he was actually winking, it probably wouldn't have meant he wanted to talk to you. Way to make yourself seem like a creeper.

Comments

thisishilarious 0

Friday 22 May 2009 17:29

ugly creeper

maniac6 0

Friday 22 May 2009 17:30

ydi for going to walmart (total trash) and who winks anyway?

DangerousBabee 0

Friday 22 May 2009 17:50

LMAO xD #17

poobear 0

Friday 22 May 2009 18:03

ydi for trying to pick up guys at walmart. anyone who shops there is not a keeper. also youre a creep who follows a guy around the store id have reported you too

zombieman000 0

Friday 22 May 2009 18:29

hah, good idea #7, wish that was possible

maddog_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 18:44

Haha! YDI. Are you desprate or what??

rityz 0

Friday 22 May 2009 19:25

i gotta do this. "Today, i was shoppin in walmart when i felt something in eye so i kept blinking to try to remove it.. not only did it get worse but there was a scary girl who kept following me ard so much that i had to inform security. FML."

coffeennicotine 0

Friday 22 May 2009 19:41

Who follows people around a store? Crazy. Seriously, don't do that. If someone wants to talk to you they will.

machinedreams 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:48

Okay, maybe the wink was a signal to you, maybe not. But wouldn't you think that when you couldn't catch up to him it was definitely a "not"?

maniac6 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:01

#50: i'm not rich and snobby. and NOT everyone shops at that store. maybe if you did a little research, you would see that MANY people don't support them because of their unethical practices. so please excuse me for not wanting to shop at a store that IS trash and that abuses their employees.

DareToDream7 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 18:28

and you know this because you're an abused wal-mart employee, right? and you have in fact seen all of the "unethical" practices made by wal-mart, right? if not, shut your mouth. you have absolutely no proof, you just say all that shit based on hearsay and rumours. show me proof that ALL wal-marts abuse their employees (every single wal-mart has to abuse their employees in order for that to be true, there are a ton of managers who abuse their employess, that has nothing to do with the company unless EVERY SINGLE ONE DOES.) and show me proof that everything wal-mart does in "unethical". then i might not think you're a stupid, ignorant, snobby bitch. and #50 wasn't saying that EVERYONE shops at wal-mart, hence why he said "-everyone-" to suggest that the majority of people shop at wal-mart or have shopped at wal-mart, which is true.