Stay out of it

By feelsterrible - 09/08/2012 19:51 - United States - Duluth

Today, I was at the mall, when a guy started screaming at his buddy for sleeping with his sister. It was pretty hilarious, so when he stormed off, I mockingly yelled, "Pussy!" He then whirled around and beat the absolute hell out of his friend. Now I feel like I'm going to reincarnate as a turd. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 358
You deserved it 54 880

Same thing different taste

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AGhost5445 25

He should have beat the shit out of you.

Comments

You asshole!! I would beat the shit out of you!!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Shouldn't this be the other guy's FML.

YOLO Not to mean you should do stupid shit because you only live once, but to mean you won't be reincarnated as anything, because you only live once.

That is idiocy, you have no reason to believe the sister was a minor, you might as well say that maybe sleeping means not having sex but just sleeping together, and the problem is that the brother and sister are twins and they always sleep together and his friend stole his bedtime buddy and the reason he is mad is that he now has to sleep alone. He spent his entire life sharing a bed with his twin sister, and now he has to sleep alone, and he is pissed as hell. In that case, I think the guy needs to grow up and start sleeping by himself. What if him and his sister choose colleges in different cities and can't sleep together anymore? It would seem that his friend did him a favour by forcing him to break the habit now. It's only going to get harder as the years pass.

I just saw the other point of view of this story in the moderate section. O.o

Wow wtf is wrong with you, why didnt you stop him??

KingCeltic77 18

Should have just stayed the **** out of it. And you're worried of your reincarnation as a turd? Are you such a selfish bastard that all you can think about is yourself? Dude, be worried for the victim, he could've been seriously hurt. On top of that, after just screaming at him, they could've made up later, that happens with friends. But when your friend beats the shit out of you, you're not gonna wanna be friends with him anymore, will you. You might've ruined a friendship too. YDI dumbass.

osm1989_fml 6

I just moderated the one written by the guy who got beat up! The circle of life completes itself!

I just moderated an FML from the friends point of view?