Steady decline
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia
Be honest, is it really happening slowly? Rapidly reaching critical mass keeps popping into my mind. Usually by the time you notice something like that it is already too late.
You deserved it for calling you grandma a "crazy cat lady". Have some respect, for God's sake, she's your grandma.
Are you saying that was really Bill out cruising around with me yesterday? No wonder he got pissed every time I played his 911 tape. He did think calling the fried eggs at IHop Tribbles was funny tho.
Your Grandma has a good reason. What's yours?
If you and Grandma used toilets instead of sharing the litter box with your cats, it probably wouldn't be so bad. And P.S. The cats really resent those really huge clumps!
Do you have any idea what I'm going to have to do to get that image out of my head?
What
Start opening windows, cleaning out litter boxes, changing the litter, and selling some cats if you can't keep your house in tip-top shape. I know a girl with 15 pets and her house smells clean as hell.
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Acceptance is the first step. Febreze is the second.
mmm the sweet smell of cat butthole.. it makes me wanna go eat a tuna fish sandwich