Family, Cats and Animals: Steady decline

Steady decline

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed my house smells a lot like my grandma's. Not because we use the same cleaning products or anything like that, but because I'm slowly turning into a crazy cat lady. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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Keep your secrets, do your own laundry

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

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Fragrant

By nooneinparticular - 21/05/2020 08:00

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

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metalmusic 0

Friday 19 February 2010 9:25

Acceptance is the first step. Febreze is the second.

coolcat33 0

Friday 19 February 2010 9:22

mmm the sweet smell of cat butthole.. it makes me wanna go eat a tuna fish sandwich

Comments

Tiger171 13

Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:38

Could be worse... I love cats!

88sforlife 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 3:23

I Happen To Find Crazy Cat Ladyz Very Sexy

ZombieKitteh 8

Friday 25 June 2010 3:42

so what? Kittehs rule. If kittehs could protect people there wouldn't be any goggies left XD

sepdps 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 15:42

ewwwwww!!!!

ThisRandomChild 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:00

Lol ew

GoneClubbin 9

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:53

at least it's only slowly

hopejm 5

Sunday 25 February 2024 14:03

there is a great new product called Poofh. it actually does work.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

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Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML

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