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Stinky and itchy

By Tetetete - 03/11/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I tried out a new fabric softener, thinking it would make my clothes smell like fresh mountain air. Turns out I’m allergic to it. I’m now covered in hives and smell like a pine-scented car air freshener. FML

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Chazzster 28

Monday 4 November 2024 5:43

I cannot use fabric softeners because I am allergic to the smells. You don’t need them, just change your towels twice a week and hang them up between use… Clean is much better than perfumed with your clothes too.

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Chazzster 28

Monday 4 November 2024 5:43

I cannot use fabric softeners because I am allergic to the smells. You don’t need them, just change your towels twice a week and hang them up between use… Clean is much better than perfumed with your clothes too.

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