Animals, Dogs and Cute: Release the selfie!

Release the selfie!

By Anonymous - 03/11/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I tried to take a cute selfie with my dog. Right as I hit the button, he sneezed on my face. Now I have an unexpected "glamour shot" that captures him mid-sneeze and me looking horrified, and I'm somehow still tempted to post it. FML

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FluffythePink 21

Sunday 3 November 2024 16:05

You post that shit because it is guaranteed to brighten someones day. The end. Go post it and give us a link in a reply.

Wadlaen 23

Monday 4 November 2024 0:33

I agree with FluffythePink!⬆️

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FluffythePink 21

Sunday 3 November 2024 16:05

You post that shit because it is guaranteed to brighten someones day. The end. Go post it and give us a link in a reply.

Wadlaen 23

Monday 4 November 2024 0:33

I agree with FluffythePink!⬆️

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