Straining

By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
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TourettesGuyFTW 25

20- your pun is crap, and it stinks. Try again, I hope number 2 is better.

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monkeyy100 15

As Steve Carell would say, you gotta "squeeze the lemon"

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kwyk 23

A doctor's job is no joking matter... yet he was just trying to take the piss

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StaceeeP 23

that's why most places give you a sample jar with a lid

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CharresBarkrey 15

Notice how OP said he spilled it AS he was going to put the lid back on.

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israelnotjacob 20

lol you're not very bright are you? You could have just told them you couldn't go yet and then you could have sat somewhere and waited until you were actually ready.

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CharresBarkrey 15

That's weird, cause the FML I read said OP had about half a cup of urine. I think he was able to go alright.

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seriouscat 11

I don't have to go to the bathroom any more...

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onorexveritas 23

why didn't you carry the cover with you?

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Enslaved 36

Then the OP would have dropped it in the toilet or something. Leaving the lid by the sink before capping it, is common. I did my annual check up this week and did the blood test with the urine collection. Fun, fun, fun! P

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