Transportation: Stranded

Stranded

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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You deserved it 3 668

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By Dani - 12/01/2010 21:51 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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By locked out - 27/11/2017 18:30 - United States - Marion

Today, I called a locksmith to unlock my car. He got it unlocked, but broke the handle so the door wouldn’t open. We had to break a window to get in. He still charged me his usual fee. FML

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Dumbass

By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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You deserved it 9 764

By GeriGeriBoBeri - 28/12/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

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You deserved it 39 382

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By GOLLUM! - 18/05/2017 00:00

Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML

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You deserved it 2 004

Welshite 39

Monday 2 September 2013 18:41

Whenever I lock my keys in my car, I ask the nice boys hanging on the corner for some help. They can get my car open in less than a minute, but then I have to get my car back. That takes a bit longer.

ks23 9

Monday 2 September 2013 18:41

Make the company pay to fix them.

Comments

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 2 September 2013 18:52

You can try using the old fashioned hanger-trick.

LowExpectations 30

Tuesday 3 September 2013 2:33

Unfortunately, that only works on older cars from the 80's or early 90's

AKGirlinSD 20

Tuesday 3 September 2013 10:41

51, they still make vehicles that have manual locks.

SasquatchJHawk 7

Monday 2 September 2013 18:54

Ive done this before, I behoove everyone to get AAA I only pay $60 a year and it is worth every penny!

Trish01 23

Monday 2 September 2013 23:19

I know I'm likely to get buried for this, but that's not how you use the word "behoove", is it?

SasquatchJHawk 7

Tuesday 3 September 2013 18:27

You are correct, I see now I did not word it right.

karpoi 11

Monday 2 September 2013 18:54

America... the land where you can solve all of your problems with a lawsuit.

morella_xx 29

Monday 2 September 2013 20:39

Like people in other countries would just happily accept damage done to their car by a supposed "professional."

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Tuesday 3 September 2013 5:53

Or the 'professionals' have an ingrained system of ethics, so society is not reliant on using the court system to resolve petty disputes like this.

JokersHQ 21

Monday 2 September 2013 19:04

I wouldn't say lawsuit but you really need to make sure you didn't sign a waiver and then you can contact the company, let them know what he did, and then ask to be reimbursed or at least have them pay to fix the damages. It's not fair and unprofessional to have someone work for you that just screws over your customers.