Transportation: Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock....

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 06:05 - United States

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By a non e mouse - 10/11/2015 22:34 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2019 00:00

Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML

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By GOLLUM! - 18/05/2017 00:00

Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML

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Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 1:57

sounds like it's not going to be great for that person either.

batch56 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 15:59

You sound pretty dumb.

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Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 1:57

sounds like it's not going to be great for that person either.

nateypooo 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 8:37

wow that sucks!! I think I mightve done that too tho so dw op!

nevergo 10

Monday 16 May 2011 8:38

who else thinks op is a girl?

batch56 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 15:59

You sound pretty dumb.

becauseican 0

Monday 16 March 2009 20:52

How does this have more "You life is ******" than" You deserved that one" Seems the people on this site are just as dumb as the poster.

MissFortune_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:15

#4... You do realise YOU'RE on this site don't you? Just thought I'd point that out. :x

liljon3 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:55

run!!!

shittastic 0

Monday 18 May 2009 12:17

Brutaaaa :] or brutooo.

mrsteven894 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 21:36

hahahahaah thats happened to me too! :)

emmerphone 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:59

That's not as bad as walking into the wrong HOUSE! Yeah... awkward.

nagem84 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:12

Haha that is something I would do hahahah

pleasedonttellme 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 18:17

Wow maybe look inside the car to see if your things are there the outside may look the same but the inside is different And YDI for not checking the lisence plate idiot