Facebook, Social Media and Money: Stranded

Stranded

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my Facebook was hacked. The hacker messaged all my online friends, explaining that "I" was overseas, had run out of money and needed help. Not one person cared enough to respond. I guess the hacker picked the wrong target. FML

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JustinThunder 8

Tuesday 7 June 2011 18:57

They knew it was a trap!

coolflame911 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 18:56

that's a good and a bad thing

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 3 June 2023 20:30

I don't think the hacker picked a bad target. I think everyone on your friends list knew it was a scam so they weren't going to fall for it.

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