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Strange terminology

By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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mylonius 19

Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?

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almost_there44 26

Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.

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whyalliewhy 16

Maybe he should like ya know, get a bigger dick. ??

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Mathias1188 7

Tell him his dick isn't as long as he thinks quit pulling back so far

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Atmey 5

I guess that is politer than "You are too loose"

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sweetpotato301 7

Sex doesn't make a ****** loose. Perhaps that's what he thought though.

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HotMamaBBM 11

I do believe the problem belongs to him, he should learn how to control his small buddy.

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Opheliae 22

Um, this actually sounds like a "not erect enough" issue. Not from personal experience or anything.

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Camry_Girl420 18

Maybe he needs a bigger dick. Ditch him and find someone better

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cynthia0405 1

Maybe you should tell him he should have a bigger dick to stay inside. Clearly he's lacking.

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rogerover 19

Guys. Doesn't necessarily mean he has a small dick. Just poor technique can cause that. Tell him vaginas are supposed to be slippery. That usually means good things.

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