By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
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pfx2_fml 15

Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..

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darwinism 30

Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.

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dathan 14

Yeah, it's so awesome and hilarious to have a dude tell you your ****** looks like Yoda.....

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Death_Hoe_Inn 10

The garbage can in my photo looks like R2-D2

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xxmollyxx 25

The creature in my photo looks like a hippo crab. Just putting that out there.

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alexup24 13

69- There's a picture of R2D2 painted in the garbage can, the garbage doesn't necessarily look like R2D2

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Legend_Of_Meemow 1

Lol your profile picture goes with that reply to comment #69

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Legend_Of_Meemow 1

Lol your profile picture goes with the reply you sent to comment #69

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

That's not true! Vaginas look much worse than Yoda.

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darwinism 30

Spoken like a true n3rd. I don't know what skillz you have, but I'm sure they don't concern the ladies. Keep trying champ!

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Jikan_fml 3

How did you end up thinking that she was male? Her title is even listed as "Miss" in her profile. I don't know why she got downvoted either. I mean, I got a laugh out of it. And they aren't the prettiest things around...

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JSwerv3 6

Vaginas look like the eye of modor off of the lord of the rings

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

16 - I would hope my skills don't concern 'the ladies' considering I'm a straight female. Any lesbian following I may have is going to be seriously disappointed.

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AlexM42 5

Btw it's the Eye of Sauron, which is located in Mordor. If you're going to act the nerd at least talk the talk.

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AlexM42 5

16- Oh and I was going to say that she is by far the most attractive guy that I have ever seen...seriously use a little common sense

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doctorhook86 24

I'll take smooth and pink over green and bumpy any day.

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pfx2_fml 15

Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..

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Wookies 2

Hey now don't go making jokes about me.

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Wookies 2

And at least it doesn't look like Jabba the Hutt

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DontModMeDammit 10

I think being green is worst than hairy, just saying.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

53) Oh? You mama is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie! Which kind of isn't an insult, you being a wookie and all...

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Oqward 6

This is the first thing I've ever read on FML that's actually made me laugh out loud.

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BeachBoi_Alex 7

I think it being green with grey hairs is alot worse than just having alot of hairs down there bro...

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maddisonNicole 3

Maybe OP should grow lots of hair down there to cover the green

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l23VIVE 17

I wonder do OP's boyfriend's balls look like miniature Death Stars?

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jaystreet46 4

I think a Hutt would be worst, then Yoda, then a wookie. You can shave a wookie, but if its green the yuck.

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nephilim241 19

If its green you might want to see a doctor...

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Inheritance 10

Don't hate me for this.. But this reminds me of blue waffle..

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Inheritance 10

Lol sounded like perfect timing, to some anyway.

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xtcolin 7

Lovely, Tell him his dick looks like Chewbacca

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onlychildFTW 33

Thats just supposed to be an insult. I don't think he meant his comment to be hurtful and insulting. That's just mean to do. :(

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Redoxx_fml 22

He might take that as a compliment

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"Your ****** looks like Yoda." "Your dick is short, like Yoda."

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cartooncharacter 9

If i was her, which I'm not, I would've compared his penis to a AAA battery..

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SexyQueen0905 24

Post that shit online! It might get as many hits as the Jesus bread.

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onlychildFTW 33

Well let's face it, vaginas do look a bit odd. Or well that's what I've always thought.

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Genitals look a bit odd, not just vaginas.

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brill33 7

I like vaginas, then again only girl I've been with kept hers nice and neat. Definitely no Yoda pussy, I don't know, I'm sure if I went down on her and saw that, I would freak the hell out.

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rainbowkissies 14

i agree with 21, but really, you arent supposed to say things like that to your significant other, even if it's true. you just ignore it and move on. :P

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darwinism 30

Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.

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realeah 4

Clever, you are. Obi-Wan he will be when he can practice not his use of the force. Getting Leia-d, he will no longer be.

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DocBastard 38

I'll Han it to you, I think you R2 uptight, but I Luke the way he thinks. Next time you get Leiad, as he inVaders you tell him his Ewok is turning into a Wookie, and I guarantee you he will Darth Maul you. Hm...these puns seems a little Forced. Sorry about that.

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hotPinklipstick 24

I can never understand how you come up with all the witty puns so fast. It would take me at least 30 minutes to think of something like this, and even then it would be horribly stated and downvoted to oblivion.

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Senseless_487 29

It seems like she's looking for love in Alderaan places.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Muahhh. Kiss-ass.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

You bastards! Stop Tarkin the mickey out of OP!

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