Stranger danger

By Dani - 12/01/2012 10:35 - Australia

Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have blown him a kiss and started running in circles. That way HE would be the one scared to go out.

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MrNYC 0

I still don't understand why people act like they are defenseless. I would of flash him and gave him the finger to **** off!

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fadingfaith 4

He'd probably enjoy the flashing.

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ArcticPuppet 0

I guess Moriarty is in town. And he's gonna burn you, and skin you for his shoes.

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Cryptic_Equinox 0

Nice profile pic :D Spirited Away is an awesome movie,

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USMC_Cpl 5

Sounds like my Tuesday nights.

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Pelreskovich 11

That's a strange combination.. So either he wants you or wants to kill you..? Or both..?

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kaoriblossom 8

Fatal Attraction, perhaps? It's a T.V. show for those who don't know...

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Pelreskovich 11

I thought that's about animals or is that something else..?

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aubzdall 6

I'm pretty sure I'd kill those children

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Savra_fml 17

Sounds like you might be the stranger across the train tracks. The kids are innocent in this one.

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ThecomingofTan 9

That is just how he greets people, don't take it to heart.

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