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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML

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You deserved it 4 039

By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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By Pissed - 15/10/2012 19:57 - United States - Newton Center

Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML

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Classic

By jacked - 02/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML

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You deserved it 18 506

By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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You deserved it 52 264

By furball - 15/06/2014 20:01 - Inchture

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

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By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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You deserved it 5 509

By indecentcameraexposure - 05/09/2009 21:14 - Canada

Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML

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You deserved it 48 026

By Noname - 16/03/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so i tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

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You deserved it 123 053

By sharky - 20/01/2012 21:17 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

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You deserved it 45 745

Bleep_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:08

Flashing the camera at Disney World. Right. Way to go.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:08

Classy.

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cheech_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:06

hahaha, YDI.

nxkftw 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:36

Dang it. cant believe i missed that. D:

Offspring_fml 27

Saturday 3 October 2009 4:56

lol, a women barged in?

ryrock310 10

Thursday 6 January 2011 18:42

at Disney? have u no morals?

tellithowitis 13

Monday 20 June 2011 20:16

Where Your Dreams Come True

rockerguy73 0

Friday 22 July 2011 3:24

DAMNSTRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CassT 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:07

Bwahahaha. They must've thought you were taking pictures of yourself instead of paying the booth for that purpose. (Cheapass merchandisers)

purple5 0

Monday 22 June 2009 11:36

I don't think they mean that kind of flash... :P

elfako 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:00

You. Are. A tard.

akiro525 3

Monday 22 June 2009 15:16

i love your comment, how clueless you are.

xHaniffax 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:10

HAHHHHHAH awwwe, you don;t get it you shouldn't be on this site!

Tsukasa_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:01

Lot of clueless people here. Flashing = showing boobs.

PirosLad47 0

Monday 29 June 2009 5:21

LMFAO #44.... =) exactly what i was thinking

rupert_45 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 2:53

76 are u getting prepared to have sex in that photo =]

Girreth 7

Monday 13 September 2010 14:12

#91, I loved //SIGN :D

sucksfoyou 0

Monday 5 September 2011 4:07

DUH! that Is all I have to say to you...

Myssi_fml 9

Friday 6 September 2013 7:48

There was so much innocence in that comment... That, or you're an idiot .-.

yourfaceallday 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:07

Dam that is hella ****** up

Bleep_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:08

Flashing the camera at Disney World. Right. Way to go.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:08

Classy.

genius_man16 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:17

srsly. Way to be a total ****. YDI

maupa 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:08

pics or it didn't happen.

Duckasaurus 0

Monday 22 June 2009 18:23

inorite, it's a photobooth, there should be PICS

Dilpickle1 0

Monday 22 June 2009 21:43

I agree, Pics or it didnt happen

GloomySkyz 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:46

The only comment to give me a good laugh in a long time

philosopher 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:09

Well.... -did- you know? XD

Suckstbeyou 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:10

you knew that.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 22 June 2009 11:54

haha short, sweet, and to the point.

forBianca 0

Monday 22 June 2009 18:08

Kinda like your mother.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 22 June 2009 10:11

YDI Almost all photobooths are like that. Everyone I've been in is like that. What'd you expect?

Lisimal 7

Monday 22 June 2009 10:15

Instead of wasting time in a photobooth, you should have been going on rides. Idiot

blankslate 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:26

I was thinking the same thing.

vampyre_girly 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:02

well maybe they were tired gosh by the way YDI

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