Creepy, Neighbours and Miscellaneous: Stranger danger

Stranger danger

By Dani - 12/01/2012 10:35 - Australia

Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML

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You deserved it 2 609

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Stalker panic

By Anonymous - 04/09/2021 08:01 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the optometrist when I saw my creepy stalker following me. The entire shopping centre then sounded the alarm, so the rail was half down. Desperate to get away from my stalker, I turned around and walked out the store and hit my head on the rail in front of the employee. FML

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You deserved it 146

By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By ilovecowboys - 26/02/2010 09:09 - New Zealand

Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 7 047

By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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You deserved it 12 191

By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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You deserved it 2 031

By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

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You deserved it 1 707

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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You deserved it 12 789

Public transport FTW

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 17:03

Today, I was riding the subway home after a long shift at hospital. I accidentally made eye contact with a sketchy dude for a split second. He launched a wide spray of spit at me. At least I was wearing scrubs. FML

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You deserved it 130

By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

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By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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You deserved it 26 957

DocBastard 38

Thursday 12 January 2012 16:10

You should have blown him a kiss and started running in circles. That way HE would be the one scared to go out.

ea49610 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 16:08

Probably just messing with you

Comments

haybugbaby 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:51

How long does it take for your post to show up?

pissedoffalot 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:03

This is what happens when you live in a crappy neighborhood

MissMcFly 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:05

pretend to shoot yourself in the head with your hand (not a gun) & then point at him and mouth "Your next" haha that'll freak him out

SierraMains 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:16

That's ****** up!

laurenXD 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:28

The first time I read this, I swore it said ran a knife across his neck, like suicide.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:44

You should've looked at him like he was short and gave him the contemptuous "bitch I wish you would"-look.

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:09

Call the police?

asherm 15

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:13

Get a shotgun. Don't even have to load it. But next time he looks at you, just hearing "shick shick" might make him think twice about threatening you with a knife