Love, Weird and Contraception: Strong incel vibes

Strong incel vibes

By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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You deserved it 207

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2024 09:00 - Australia

Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 11:00

Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 171

You deserved it 97

Antidate

By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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You deserved it 142

Too little, too late

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 20:23 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 405

You deserved it 33 876

By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 312

You deserved it 5 468

Grow up!

By UpTheDuff - 20/04/2023 12:00 - United States - New York

Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML

I agree, your life sucks 580

You deserved it 776

Childfree

By Anonymous - 01/09/2020 04:57 - Germany

Today, I explained to my boyfriend that I want to get my tubes tied, because I don’t want kids and can’t stand the fear of getting pregnant by accident, despite contraception, which has happened before. He summarized: “So, the main point is to preserve your fertility, right?” Wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 787

You deserved it 312

By samantha - 17/08/2019 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 041

You deserved it 197

By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 563

You deserved it 10 548

Busted

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 701

You deserved it 28 883

ahabsfan 14

Wednesday 4 March 2020 22:07

Did he say why? Is he a religious zealot? You dodged a bullet for sure.

Nhayaa 21

Thursday 5 March 2020 5:56

Don't worry. You'll never do anything right. If you're not on birth control and get pregnant they'll blame you. If you're on birth control it means you're sexually active and they'll blame you. So get over it and live your life, they don't worth it.

Comments

ahabsfan 14

Wednesday 4 March 2020 22:07

Did he say why? Is he a religious zealot? You dodged a bullet for sure.

spinspinsugar 12

Thursday 5 March 2020 0:16

that's cuz he only wants a baby mama. ain't nobody got time for that

Jones Antonio 6

Thursday 5 March 2020 0:53

that's his loss and you dodged a bullet. always take care of yourself first.

demix_fml 32

Thursday 5 March 2020 1:36

I want to know why 29 people thinks this person deserve it ?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 5 March 2020 2:02

Since you take birth control, there's a good chance you've had more than 5 sex partners. No wonder he won't date you! That's a thing now, evidently.

E2dav 5

Friday 6 March 2020 4:07

Why would you say that? Birth control has nothing to do with the amount sexual partners. The Pill for example can be taken to regulate periods or for hormonal reasons. Plus it's generally a good idea to take precautions in any case & prevent unwanted pregnancy. And who is anyone to decide how many people she is allowed to sleep with? Why do men celebrate their sex lives & judge women for doing the same.

Silverion Sairee 14

Friday 13 March 2020 5:24

they're being sarcastic and referencing a different fml where the person's date asked her how many partners she had ever and that they don't date women who have had more than 5.