Miscellaneous: Brain fart

Brain fart

By Anonymous - 27/01/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 115

You deserved it 41 368

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By burnnotice - 19/09/2009 14:10 - United States

Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 229

You deserved it 57 331

Slapstick

By aireun - 09/07/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 279

You deserved it 42 136

Occam's razor

By Lolololo - 18/08/2024 09:00 - Canada

Today, I called tech support because my new computer wasn’t turning on. After a long while on the phone, they finally asked if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. I spent way too long troubleshooting with a dead device because I never plugged it into the outlet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70

You deserved it 667

Troubleshooting

By PC doctor - 01/04/2022 12:00 - South Africa - Kimberley

Today, I restarted my PC a few times because of a little clicking noise coming from the direction of the tower. No, my hard drive wasn't doing a death rattle, it was music coming from ear buds lying beside said tower on the desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 289

You deserved it 822

By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 899

You deserved it 51 033

By Username - 15/12/2010 17:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 224

You deserved it 35 039

By Anonymous - 27/11/2012 05:06 - United States - Appleton

Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 623

You deserved it 13 426

That one John Cage track

By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 219

You deserved it 640

Brain melt

By coco1234 - 09/03/2020 12:35

Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 501

You deserved it 1 450

By divineinstrument - 12/07/2009 14:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent hours and hours trying to figure out why the wireless internet on my laptop wasn't working, but everything I tried completely failed. At the end of the day, my older brother came home, and fixed the problem in under 10 seconds by turning the wireless internet switch on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 604

You deserved it 58 398

cronatoes 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:27

congrats, your now a certified tard.

xosKsxo 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:21

ahhh lmfao sorry that one made me laugh

Comments

xosKsxo 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:21

ahhh lmfao sorry that one made me laugh

shakenbake93 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:09

suck it up

jamieboy11 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:01

jerk

xlostwithoutu 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:46

Wooooow... epic fail.... 

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:51

Are you blonde?

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:18

WOW, lmao. ur smart ;)

BlueJeans2626 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:54

smartie pants 8-)

lisatheshopper 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:41

same here!!!!

alexwilliamson 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:39

LOL!!!! Funniest one I've seen in a while! You ********!

betsy5 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 22:59

i'm a blonde. and i'm not that stupid.

jaypineapple 0

Friday 29 January 2010 7:39

haha you suckkkk

writergirl69 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 2:42

at least you didn't call some super-expensive repairman

TomFeltonFan 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 4:43

thank you for informing us.

revcanon 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:24

thats all you

PottentialFML 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:02

hot.

lakedvorak 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:24

haha loser

thecoolest 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:20

Has nobody realized that this is a repeat?

JCadle90 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:34

I think the another fml had something to do with an iPod and headphones plugged in... so mostly the same

mfmylifesrsly 29

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:26

you must be blonde

SiMsIzzy 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:20

And you must be beautiful, ;) hehe. But seriously that was an epic fail :P

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:26

Smart.

cronatoes 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:27

congrats, your now a certified tard.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:28

you're*

goldenone 2

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:00

writergirl69 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 2:44

THANK YOU, #10!!

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:28

Resist sexist remark...

mfmylifesrsly 29

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:19

how the **** is this racist or sexist?!

Rota 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:29

Learn to read dipshit. I know you women hav a hard time with logical though, but god damn...

waterynuggets 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:37

The ironing is delicious.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:41

Jesus Christ. Not helping.

briannajo92 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:35

lol, rota's the master of dipshit

thatoneguyinca 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:44

In that case. It's a woman from New York.......no need to say more

Honda288 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 5:05

Win!

mexican_girl 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:30

Lol I did that once... But the headphones was the first thing I checked...

polico_wolf 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:33

so, where are all the "Today, I got diagnosed with cancer. FML" fmls?

Person1233 12

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:36

Cancer was cured yesterday.

Towelie_31 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:45

#12 the hospital

quickbeeare 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:34

yeah... you deserved it... and probably shouldn't own a computer ^_^

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Today, I had to quickly back out of a Skype call between me and three coworkers because my fiancée came home from work in tears. When things had calmed down, I re-entered the call to find them unaware I had returned, saying how glad they were I had left because they all secretly despise me. FML

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Today, I have a skin disease that causes my arms and legs to have small, but noticeable, red bumps on them. Trying to stay confident, I put on a swimsuit and went to the pool, only to be bumped into by a cute guy, who then asked why my arms were so "bumpy and disgusting." FML

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You deserved it 109

The Top

Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 441

You deserved it 2 115

Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 824

You deserved it 2 941

Today, I went out to dinner for my mom's birthday. I'd planned for a nice restaurant which is always packed, so I'd called for a reservation. When we got there, the hostess tried to turn us down because no one ever takes their mother out to dinner anymore, and that I was a fraud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 962

You deserved it 2 342

Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 969

You deserved it 2 521

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that my wife doesn't want kids because she wants to relive her teenage era when she obviously wasn't ready for it. However, I've always been told the reason was me being impulsive, unstable, and prone to outbursts when something frustrates me. Also, that's why she quit her job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 452

You deserved it 132

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

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You deserved it 6 398