Health, Embarrassing and Awkward: Stuck with you

Stuck with you

By Lance - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with Super Glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

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mutantcow 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:03

"without thinking" is right.

kevint9911 15

Friday 29 January 2010 1:02

haha, that got to hurt to get it off

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fa11en 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:07

So how DID you get them out?

occamsrazorwit 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:14

Hey, everyone who thinks this is fake. It isn't fake. It's real. It's on the news. http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2010/01/25/118261_ntnews.html

EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:04

try gum next time, it works like an obsessed girlfriend

cassmarie 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:40

ouch .

rramirez1 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:05

idiot

Thaddeus_Prime 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:47

hahaha! that's what u get for being stupid!

g3rusz 6

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:42

Oh, Stupidity, thou infinite source of ROTFLs all around the Interwebs... (If it wasn't obvious: YDI hard)

YunqFlyMa21o 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:27

Lmfao dats A Funny Story. y Would U Stick Em in Yhur ear Rite After Yhu Glued em.??

Trixies100 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:25

hahahahaha ur a dumbass

Oathkeeper111 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:19

fail

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