Health, Embarrassing and Awkward: Stuck with you

Stuck with you

By Lance - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with Super Glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

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You deserved it 53 990

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Top comments

mutantcow 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:03

"without thinking" is right.

kevint9911 15

Friday 29 January 2010 1:02

haha, that got to hurt to get it off

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BSPiotr 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:08

You dont sweat around your ears?

Dethlord101 0

Friday 29 January 2010 21:36

thats failblog..

Wii624 5

Friday 29 January 2010 21:37

Americans... You should have waited a minute for it to dry!

meatt006 0

Friday 29 January 2010 22:28

..the hell?! Way to stereotype all Americans, you ignorant bastard. Think before you type.

Twin_Uzis 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:12

I call fake because that would burn like hell.

buttshapedfruit 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:30

haha pwned!! guess u just got played foo! lmao

g0o0_dj 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:34

haha smooth

Anarith 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:47

i think this one is made up, nobody does that, it's just not possible

kayPandastyle 15

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:33

de-de-deeeeeeee!!! lol duhh but still that's funny let's not put glue in ours next time lol

TooBadd 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:59

what an idiot. r u really that stupid!?

Jaay_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 5:13

that sucks... maybe it would be smart to wait before listening to music... just saying

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Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 053

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Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

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Today, our landlord showed up with police and legal paperwork that let him throw us out immediately. Apparently my husband has been ignoring eviction notices for months and having vicious arguments with the landlord. Now we’re homeless and everything we own is in storage. FML

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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 396

You deserved it 1 847

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

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You deserved it 40 785

Today, after my dad hurt his shoulder, it turns out nothing is broken but we don't know anything else. He might have a rotator cuff tear, which will require surgery, and he's already been out of work for a week after he got rehired from being laid off. He's starting to lean on me financially and I get SSI only. FML

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Today, I was getting ready to perform a speech in anthropology on the globalization of public transportation and how it brings cultures together. On the bus ride there, the girls behind me were discussing ways to hide their track marks after injecting. FML

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