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By kellie1115 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rowlesburg

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

OP - "So I was thinking that we should buy a new place somew..." Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?" ^ am I on the right track?

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nerdflipstables 3

Five months from now he will be standing outside the only bathroom waiting for you to finish pooping because he forgot the time you normally go, while you remembered his poop schedule, and then you will appriciate that conversation.

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DJRhetorical 4

Well this means two things. First, you have a strong relationship in which you are. Comfortable with each other, second, you've got a good amount of fiber in your diet.

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hateevryone 14

What a great future you two have with each other.

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ralenti 3

aw that actually seems nice. you two sound cute together.

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Xcherrypie 16

The best life decisions are made on the toilet. Well, in my case anyway. so this can only be a good thing. Syncronize your bowels.

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bazingabitches 17

It disturbs me just how it can turn to that subject in a matter of minutes

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MaoKittyMaoMao 6

Doesn't sound that bad. At least you guys are comfortable enough to talk about that sort of thing.

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calivianya 29

That's a great conversation, especially if you only have one bathroom. Personally, I'd rather cut off an unimportant body part than live with other people in a place with one bathroom. Sometimes shit schedules don't always work out as planned.

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Ozymandias_ 2

A man skillfull at avoiding comitment can make you talk about any sh*t

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murdersquirrel 15

Am I the only person that thinks a poop schedule is unusual? Do people normally do that at the same time every day?

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