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By getmoneyab - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Mexico

Today, I went to Cheesecake Factory for dinner. There was a hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 924
You deserved it 68 494

Same thing different taste

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Tobunshi 0

Dear women, Men aren't as complicated as you think. Just say hi. Love, men.

Why would you need salt on your cheescake?

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haha ur dumb. The cheese cake factory is awesome tho.. the one in Charlotte?

Really? Thats the best you could come up with? I have seen a 7 year old do better.

PHAIL i would write fail instead but a kid could do better

Your life isn't ******, you we're at The Cheesecake Factory, one of the nicest restaurants ever. I went to the one in West Hartford, CT. Which one did you go to?

If you can afford to eat out I'm pretty sure your life isn't that bad.

You sat there and thought about it, and all you could come up with is "do you have any salt?" Just do something blatant. Now he thinks you want salt, not his company. Way to drop the ball on that one.

FMLwrestler 0

You should have mentioned how good the food/service was, and then asked him something about how long he's been working here, and just give it with a smile! Little conversation like that. And then at the end of the meal, if he's been warming to you it seems like, ask him when he gets off, and give him your #. That's worked for me to girls (im a guy), and I know that that would even more easily work on us. I mean if i was interested in a girl and she asked me to hang out later and gave me her #, things would definitely go down. but um go with friends when you do that, it looks gay if you're alone! Also try to be attractive- definitely don't be fat as your body can EASILY be changed, and try to de-uglify yourself as much as possibly. Get as attractive as you can! For some people it's hard, but you can work through it if you try.

This is not an FML. Even the "reverse FML" is not an FML. No one cares about this, except you. Get over it. Also, lines like the one #11 used come across as desperate. I agree with #18. Say hi.

koalakittens 0