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Such a weird move either way

By 1337fade - 07/04/2011 05:19 - Denmark

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Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML
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SuckerPunchurMom 0

Yeah that always turns me on. Especially when I haven't showered in a while.

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spikey818 9

that's awesome foreplay

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Dr_Amazing 1

I really like the emphasis on MY. It makes it look like he'd be totally cool with someone elses underwear in his face

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safwat 0

obviously he would not make it a big deal if it was his wide undies in his face

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DjeePee 24

I love your wife, I really do. Maybe she wants to tell you something, like 'you should change your underwear more than once a week' or 'our foreplay is always boring, let's do something cool!'.

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Ms_ValS 27

Hahahaha I love this. You must be disgusting if not it wouldn't have been so bad.

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Creedlord 0

at least it wasn't someone else's underwear on ur face^^

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13garoni 0

keep an open hand to stay out of jail

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leeshxx 3

mmmm kinky time to get out the gerbil

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enonymous 8

I like this chick. Cleveland steamer and a few rusty fishhooks are in your future... before you get too excited all of them will happen to you and not you doing them. Enjoy them I know I do

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lmaoatall 6

and don't forget the infamous Alabama hot pocket

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DropBearHunter 8

Kinky, unless you copped some skiddies... In that case hello Hep A.

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rhpsfan9 10

lmao points for ur wife

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

The machine washes them. Not the wife.

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