It's getting hot in here…

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 16:00 - New Zealand

Spicy
Today, my wife surprised me with a blow job. Turns out it was a punishment for not doing the washing, as she did it with Chilli powder in her mouth. FML
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poopface82 19

This constitutes the legal definition of battery and a sane person’s definition of abuse. Get a divorce.

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anon9878 7

Isn’t that assault or battery? That’s crazy, start to think about divorce

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Anderling 32

Sucks for you but also that is a level of spite I want to aspire to

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poopface82 19

This constitutes the legal definition of battery and a sane person’s definition of abuse. Get a divorce.

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cuz803 44

C'mon, OP. Cut her some slack. She did everything in her power to give you the HOTTEST & SPICIEST BJ possible. If anything, it would be selfish of you to not match her energy and return the favor ;) 🌶🔥🔥

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slhiggx 17

That’s mental. She caused herself some pain while trying to punish you. She needs help.

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anon9878 7

Isn’t that assault or battery? That’s crazy, start to think about divorce

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RichardPencil 30

That's not a-salt, that's a-chili powder!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

She just wanted to get your chili pepper red hot.

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