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By thedoc - 15/07/2014 03:25 - United States - Amarillo

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Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML
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krad204 21

Well someone likes to put things in holes, watch out OP.

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Welshite 39

#6: He didn't steal what you were going to say. He merely typed it faster.

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Wyaru 9

You could still say it, it would just be mildly irritating.

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incoherentrmblr 21

To each their own & don't ask, don't tell...

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the_Jessicaaa 11

I have a belly button and nipple fetish lol!!

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BvbArmy_0 18

@83 What part of don't ask don't tell do you not understand?

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BigBamBoom 15

Everybody has his/her own fetish*. Everybody has their fetishes is grammatically incorrect. Everybody is singular. God dammit its not even my 3rd language.

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BigBamBoom 15

I have lived in New Zealand and now I live in England. All I see is people murdering their mother-tongue on a daily basis. No wonder selfie made it to the dictionary. Looking at the thumbs down it is very clear how people would rather bury the facts then try to learn from them.

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Deetz_Meerkat 2

"Their" can be used for a singular when referring to someone who's gender is not known or traditional pronouns (he, she) do not fit.

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krad204 21

Well someone likes to put things in holes, watch out OP.

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JMichael 25

I picture OP's wife being into Femdom.

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OysterPearls 33

At least she hasn't bought a strap on... yet.

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amisenho 11

It sounds like a case of penis envy.

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mete_orito 34

OP has to watch his back just in case... ah and avoid dropping the soap while he's taking a shower.

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NoNamedGuy 9

As long as she is happy, where is the problem?

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pessimistprime 4

OP is obviously not into it. Thats the problem.

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penguin2000 2

Yea there's no problem with belly button rape

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marzipanimal 15

Rape jokes aren't funny.

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1two3four5six 23

if one of them isn't into it, the other should respect them enough to stop.

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mete_orito 34

It is cool if this fetish is only limited to the hole in your belly.

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BvbArmy_0 18

Watch out, she may be a lesbian if she likes playing her fingers in holes

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Kielnmsoftly 26

#35 Can you feel it now Mr. Crabs? In your belly button Mr. Crabs.

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dreamweaver1227 11

You should experiment with this with her, OP.

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cathrope 10

Was thinking more of Peanuts voice from Jeff Dunham :-)

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awkwardology 23

Whenever somebody says that, my mind instantly goes to the flash video "Horse Pop" that went viral a few years ago

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Wizardo 33

Everyone has a fetish, some can't stomach it, some can. Its all about if it gets you off, digest that.

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cadillacgal79 32

Pun intended?

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Soulsbane96_fml 11

There's two, so I'd say they were intentional.

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simplysarcastics 26

#29 *intestinal (since we are having pun time

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football98_fml 20

Some people just have strange fetishes

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makersmarkmike 17

Everybody needs a finger in the button once in awhile!

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simplysarcastics 26

Read to fast and saw butt in place of button. I was nothing short of appalled. lol

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wtffml1979 22

So you read, "she stuck her finger into my bellybutt"?

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ostfaiz 18

this is an indication OP, she might want her holes fulfilled .. ;)

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titandesu 14

i think the indication happened a while before this seeing as they're married.....

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RedPillSucks 31

I think she wants to fill his hole

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