School, Embarrassing, Students and Miscellaneous: Sucks to suck - FML

Sucks to suck

By ladeda - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my name was called during an assembly because I'd won some sort of prize. Everyone booed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 169

You deserved it 6 865

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nonoftheabove 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:26

Oh that can't be good for the self esteem.

rawblerawble 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:35

If something like that happens, then just say f*ck off. There are so many things that are just better to be ignored. If the same thing happens next time, just go up there, get your award, and raise your right arm fisted, and raise your middle finger.

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Mad_Or_Nah 13

Monday 23 June 2014 15:32

Maybe they were jealous,if not, they strongly dislike you.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 6 July 2015 4:11

That sucks.

randybryant799 20

Saturday 24 July 2021 20:12

I'm sure that was hurtful but I am wondering if maybe you need to think about how you relate to others.

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I agree, your life sucks 37 433

You deserved it 21 176

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I agree, your life sucks 1 274

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I agree, your life sucks 637

You deserved it 168

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I agree, your life sucks 38 209

You deserved it 3 692

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You deserved it 648

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I agree, your life sucks 885

You deserved it 167

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