Love and Cheating: Supportive

Supportive

By ILOVELEDZEPPELIN - 06/07/2014 20:27 - United States - Wakefield

Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML

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You deserved it 6 035

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By Alex - 06/02/2024 06:00 - United States - Jeffersonville

Today, my mom didn’t answer the phone when I called. My husband promptly said, with a straight face, “Would you answer you?” FML

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You deserved it 153

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By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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You deserved it 4 472

By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 12:00

Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 209

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By Mike - 11/09/2019 04:01 - United States - Burlington

Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML

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You deserved it 131

By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 11:37 - Australia

Today, I called my mum, crying because of my low self-esteem. She interrupted my sobs by saying, "Can I hang up now? The phone's getting hot." FML

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You deserved it 6 053

Not now!

By Al - 19/11/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I told my wife I had a huge Zoom interview and could not be disturbed under any circumstances. Nevertheless, she called her mom, got into a screaming argument the interviewer could clearly hear, then came into my office to cry on my shoulder. She doesn't understand why I'm furious with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 628

You deserved it 77

Sucks to suck

By youfuckingdumbassmum - 27/12/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 713

You deserved it 4 891

By thanksmom - 01/05/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

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You deserved it 4 459

By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 549

You deserved it 2 896

By screwed - 30/07/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 030

You deserved it 3 084

rs31831 12

Monday 7 July 2014 0:40

I'm sorry, no one deserves that, but maybe she had a bad connection or something. I hope so.

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 7 July 2014 0:43

Maybe she can chip some ice off of her heart for the martini you'll be sipping later.

Comments

njgohard 16

Monday 7 July 2014 6:00

Confront him with or without your mom. Best, njgohard

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Monday 7 July 2014 6:09

Well you probably wasn't conversing back. That being I woulda done the same thing.

mesutozil11 13

Monday 7 July 2014 6:20

No one deserves that OP hope things get better

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Monday 7 July 2014 6:24

It would be too hard to determine FYL or YDI considering the fact that we don't know you or at least I don't .

ostfaiz 18

Monday 7 July 2014 6:39

you need to call her again, FYL indeed!

brendejafulable 41

Monday 7 July 2014 6:55

I think you have found the other woman. FYL

Gestpacho88 12

Monday 7 July 2014 8:22

And someday she'll pay the price, I know.

bangrod 5

Monday 7 July 2014 8:24

You ranted for 30mins? Geez let the other person talk

RoaRawR 6

Monday 7 July 2014 9:00

30 min and not notice that the other part hang up? did the "beep beep beep" not obvious? sorry but I kinda understand why the husband is looking for brighter pasture