Privacy

By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
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WCARlover 34

Drunk mothers say the darndest things :p but that was really immature of him to hang up without letting you explain yourself

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CinderellaC 4

I would have just laughed if I were him.

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shayshayshazam 14

So true. My mom does this sort of thing soberly.

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onlychildFTW 33

Well going into the bathroom seems like an odd choice really. Drunk people need those quite frequently. But FYL OP. gotta love those drunk Momas. Haha.

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faithxoxox 1

EShe might share her bedroom, not have a door, the door may not close or lock...personally, I go in the basement for privacy. (My bedroom door neither closes nor locks.)

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comedybreak 20

Idk how this FML. Had anything to do with trolling but I wanted to use that pun (: heh.

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Angitia 8

15, I have as much as an idea as you do.

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comedybreak 20

Hence the word "pun." Do you know the definition of pun? A play on words? If you take out the t and put a p it puts the words "troll" and "pro" together. Also it has the letter p for parent, so I was hoping someone would catch that, but apparently not ????

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unknown_user5566 26

25- That... was a stretch.

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DontModMeDammit 10

25 like your username you should take a break from comedy.

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PlaySpades 21

Puns are supposed to use words with two or more meanings. Considering proll doesn't really even have one meaning.... not a pun, not funny.

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Suchagoonnn 4

This thread is more unnecessary than this comment

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natas_fml 13

It would probably make sense to Dr. Steve Brule.

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2DMax 11

Actually, puns are supposed to have words that combine two words into one (ex. Punny). Words with 2 meanings where both are applicable is called a double entendre

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PlaySpades 21

87- Actually, no. I don't know where you heard that but that's wrong. If you don't believe me, just google it.

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PlaySpades 21

Qualification: what you said about the double entendre isn't wrong, but what you said about the pun is.

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DontModMeDammit 10

Thought a pun was just a play on words.

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buckstop1 37

*sigh* this thread has completed ruined puns for me. You all made this much more complex than it needed to be

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CinderellaC 4

I would have just laughed if I were him.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

It would've been funny if she tried to redeem herself by saying, 'I swear I wasn't dropping some of our future kids off at the pool!'

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WCARlover 34

Drunk mothers say the darndest things :p but that was really immature of him to hang up without letting you explain yourself

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boofgall 16

Phoning back and explaining how she's drunk should fix everything, hopefully OP's boyfriend is reasonable.

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krewer21 1

Personally, I have an aversion to speaking to anyone while they are in the bathroom. It's never been for privacy... Once I hear that particular echo most bathrooms have, I become repulsed. Once I hear toilet activity, disconnect! That's just gross and disrespectful.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

That's what I don't understand. Why did her boyfriend immediately hang up? Why didn't he just let her explain? So many questions... D:

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22cute 17

Her boyfriend was probably just saving her embarrassment. He had already listened to the alcoholic Mom's ravings long enough to know it wasn't a good time for OP to talk.

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Soloman212 28

It's just her crush, do I doubt he has listened to her mom rage very often. (Might be assuming here.)

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Oh, I didn't realize it wasn't her boyfriend. My mistake.

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egc573 40

If only this and the cat-stroking FML were shown on Mother's Day...would have made for a great theme.

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Lizza330 28

Am I the only one who can't be on the phone and in the bathroom at the same time? And sorry about your mom.

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retyi43 14

you're not the only one. I think it's very odd and slightly disgusting

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yahoowizard 16

I'd think the echo in the bathroom would be weird enough

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DjeePee 24

Slightly disgusting? Ffs, what's wrong with a bathroom? I would even dare to say: what's wrong with a toilet? As long as you don't hear the other one ******** around, who cares? Well, you, probably.

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flea_of_death 23

Lol, its common courtesy to not use the bathroom on the phone, at least the way I was raised XD unless you got someone desperate on the phone and they keep you on there for twelve hours O.o (true story)

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yeti0718 8

I think talking in your bedroom is the better choice, but that's just me.

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emeraldisle 30

Why not go in your room? Edit: the same comment 3 times in a row. Fail.

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hecallsmedarlin 7

Nothing to do with comment, But that kitten in your picture is overly adorable!:) I love it.

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