Love: Supportive

Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again, but I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out." My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

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Wrong way round

By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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You need to leave

By trash your own house!! - 09/09/2023 06:00

Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2024 18:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML

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With friends like these…

By dreadedmafia86 - 12/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

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By sherrylynn - 19/04/2013 21:50 - United States - West Haven

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my "best friend" while I was away on vacation. She is now writing on her blog about how heartbreaking the whole situation is for her, and how she's "stuck in the middle of all this." FML

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Three's a crowd

By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:04

When you gotta go, you gotta go, no matter what's going on. I'm not going to piss my pants for anyone; unless you're into that sort of thing.

HaloR 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:03

Help comes in many forms,i guess in this case it was piss

Comments

MilkmanPsycho 7

Saturday 21 January 2012 15:52

Would this be the "best friend" stuck in the friend zone that you always call at such times?

xxhardbitchxx 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 15:59

OP, the fact that your best friend is comfortable enough to use the restroom while on the phone with you should show you how strong your bond is. Most people are too embarrassed to do that!

ilove80smetal 8

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:04

Dude if he's gotta piss he's gotta piss. I really don't think it's such a big deal that while he was listening to you he had to hit the can.

Comet_Candy 23

Saturday 21 January 2012 18:11

He should at least have the decency to tell OP that he has to and will be right back. It takes less than a minute and isn't that difficult!

chels1994 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:04

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go...

GPAW 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:08

He probably likes you

desireev 17

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:15

Psh.. Anytime I go to the bathroom, I'm on the phone! And I have no shame telling someone about it either! The way I see it, I'd much rather say "Hey girl. Sorry to interrupt, but I gosta pee!" instead of just going without saying anything and the person I'm on the phone with getting mad or upset about it.

buddyguyfriend 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 17:57

I don't want you as a best friend for sure! I don't want my best friend getting mad cause I need to piss or make her feel so bad that she want to say fml because I was nice enough to stay on the phone and listen to her instead of saying I have to go because I have to piss.

FrogInTheShadows 15

Saturday 21 January 2012 18:23

At least he wasn't having sex while you talked. It makes for a worse awkward situation

lukybasturd 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 18:37

your friend is probably the more faithful one that likes you and respects you. only problem is he is most likely stuck in the friend zone. but the piss is a do or die sort of thing.