Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

When you gotta go, you gotta go, no matter what's going on. I'm not going to piss my pants for anyone; unless you're into that sort of thing.

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HaloR 0

Help comes in many forms,i guess in this case it was piss

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CameleonNL 4

He found a way out of the friendzone 0_o

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Jewnut 0

Either he isnt your best friend or he didnt care cuz you are dating a jerk you were warned about and for some reason wouldnt listen to anyone or you complain too much... Who knows

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Jewnut 0

Ps.. Guy to girl best friendships can work ppl. And certain guys can listen and give a crap, it just depends on the guy. But from his reaction it seems like hes not the type

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dipsandwich 0

U prob put him in the friend zone the started dating a douche bag so he thinks u deserve wat u got

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iSpasticFantasti 14

o.O I've never gone to the bathroom while on the phone and I've been in a long distance relationship for nearlly two years, not to mention we talk every possible night. O.o Then again everyone's different and you didn't say all people. :3

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Zomg_Okay 26

It'd be a bit unreasonable for him to hold it in while he comforted you. Granted he could have asked you to call him back but then you might have felt brushed off.

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PRpandaz 6

Ok i know im not the only one laughing But seriously, sorry about your boyfriend. You deserve better.

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tuppencej777 0

Guys need incentive in order to pay attention. The question should have been "so seen as you are so comfortable peeing while I listen, and I just lost steady sex, I was wondering if you want to hang out?" You wont be so focused on a guy that didn't want you, and a new butt buddy will raise your self-esteem. He gets a reward for listening to you drone on about your failed relationship, and will finally get out of the annoying friend zone. Win, win.

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