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By Khagen - 27/01/2021 05:01

Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML

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Same thing different taste

Cheesy.

By freshflowerz - 16/03/2018 00:00 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML

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By themuffinman - 27/12/2011 15:15 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

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By so much for romance - 11/01/2015 03:21 - United States - Queensbury

Today, I got a yeast infection, caused by the antibiotics for my UTI. I got the UTI after having sex for the first time in a year. A couple of minutes of sex have ruined my health. FML

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By Duchess - 20/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

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By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 21:57 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML

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By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML

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By embarrassed much - 27/02/2016 03:14 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was talking to my new boss while on speakerphone. Then, my sister yelled for me, asking me to check whether she had a yeast infection or not. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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Seeya55 31

Wednesday 27 January 2021 15:38

I'm surprised you didn't get a "rise" out of that! Edit: Downvotes eh, I'm a woman and I think it's ******* hilarious. I've had the same issue many times over the past 20+ years. Yeah it's uncomfortable, but joking around doesn't change the pain unless you really are hurt. (And for that, just tell your husband you don't like it.) Bodily functions don't bother you anymore once you're married, had three kids and 8+ surgeries in your life. You'll live.

Vesi 29

Wednesday 27 January 2021 20:30

Most women have this issue. Next time, ask for them to also prescribe 1 or 2 diflucan (one pill to fix the issue) if you have to have antibiotics again. As for the hubby, yeast infections range from uncomfortable to downright painful. Ask him how much he likes jock itch.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 January 2021 8:27

Good thing he didn't think of "The Yeastie Boys" or "Clit Yeastwood" Hope he doesn't read FML.

Seeya55 31

Wednesday 27 January 2021 15:38

I'm surprised you didn't get a "rise" out of that! Edit: Downvotes eh, I'm a woman and I think it's ******* hilarious. I've had the same issue many times over the past 20+ years. Yeah it's uncomfortable, but joking around doesn't change the pain unless you really are hurt. (And for that, just tell your husband you don't like it.) Bodily functions don't bother you anymore once you're married, had three kids and 8+ surgeries in your life. You'll live.

Vesi 29

Wednesday 27 January 2021 20:30

Most women have this issue. Next time, ask for them to also prescribe 1 or 2 diflucan (one pill to fix the issue) if you have to have antibiotics again. As for the hubby, yeast infections range from uncomfortable to downright painful. Ask him how much he likes jock itch.

hol69420 3

Wednesday 27 January 2021 22:15

I woke up in YEAST MODEEE

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