Health, Cats and Animals: Surprise!

Surprise!

By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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By Sorry kitty - 14/05/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was sick during the night and had to puke. I had no bucket or trashcan nearby, so I ended up puking on the floor. However, because it was so dark, I didn't notice my cat lying in the exact spot where I puked. She was not amused, giving me the mother of all death glares before she started puking herself. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML

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Book it!

By Kiera Ayala - 08/06/2019 12:00

Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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By grosssss - 01/01/2010 13:03 - Australia

Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By a cat named tiddles - 30/03/2017 00:00

Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put it outside. Unhappy with the situation, it leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Friday 6 January 2012 0:51

Forget you, **** that cat's life. On the other hand, being thrown into a bucket and covered in a pool of puke is a decent torture method I'm adding to my list. Thanks, OP!

reallytho3 11

Friday 6 January 2012 0:52

Somewhere God is on his throne laughing his ass off...

Comments

zaza_x_fml 5

Friday 6 January 2012 9:17

The song, 'smelly cat' by Phoebe from Friends just popped into my head.

michaelkiddguru 3

Friday 6 January 2012 9:30

So if the cat has to lick the puke off itself and ends up puking in the process will it lick that too? lol

Stoneyyay 5

Friday 6 January 2012 9:39

f ypur cats life!

McNicholas 5

Friday 6 January 2012 10:19

The bucket in itself was not a terrible idea. Next time put a little water in it to keep cats out.

Hadewych 4

Friday 6 January 2012 10:40

Love this one :) fyl!

Sionnach 10

Friday 6 January 2012 11:09

Today, my human puked all over me, then started bitching about it like it was my fault. FML

randolio218 0

Friday 6 January 2012 12:01

Idc bout the thing yeah that sucks for the cat but y did bn's comment get bad votes I mean the picture would have my vote thumbs up sexy

soulofnature 8

Friday 6 January 2012 19:02

I had to favorite this one. It's hilarious but I definitely feel for you. F the cat's life and FYL because you're going to have to bathe him and that is a scary thought. Sorry OP, hope you feel better soon.