Oh, the way I get people to stop texting me if they're just really annoying, is say that every time they text you, they owe you for your bill because it's only allowed say 100 texts a month, or something. It would be worse/funnier for you if it was one of those forwards about how if you don't forward this to ten people in the next ten minutes, some six year old that was tortured and dropped down a well will come to your house at 3:21AM and skin you alive. I hate those things.

hot dogs are pretty special u know ....

It's so mature to take responsibilities for your actions and blame someone else for YOU getting startled. That was sarcasm, in case you weren't brilliant enough to pick up on it - sarcasm again. Point is! Get over it. Grow up. And change your f*cking ringtone if it scares you so much. For freaking real... YDI. Not because you got scared. Because you were dumb enough to try and make this look like it could possibly be anyone elses fault but your own. I have no sympathy for people who don't own up.

And #38 - you're retarded. Of COURSE there's a way to change your texting tone. Just because you don't know how doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

such jumpy people on FML. i can't tell you how many i've read of someone getting startled by a phone/popup/firecracker/you name it, and are SO frightened that they hurl expensive equipment to the ground/start bawling/pee themselves/run away screaming. seriously folks, overreact much? settle the **** down. whatever happened to just jumping a little when you get startled?

i hatehatehate when people tell me random-I-don't-care-things. I mean, what the fudge.

Mm, I can imagine one of my friends doing that at some point. FYL.

Well, I WAS eating a hot-dog. OMG, kitties....

You can't blame the hot dog.

I've been there dude. I've got this 'friend' who bugs me every single time they're on MSN with the most annoying shit. At least your laptop isn't broken.