Love: Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly...

By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 06:24 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

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Get it now?

By poopooppachuu - 11/10/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

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Dude, why?

By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 06:00

Today, I texted sweet nothings to a phone number written on the side of my tumble dryer, thinking my crush had left it there, all cute like. Turns out the phone number belongs to my landlord’s maintenance guy, who was not at all flattered by my midnight serenade. FML

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gravityplanx 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:48

So... let me get this straight... You somehow stalkerishly got this guys phone number without him knowing you had it. You texted him without ever telling him who you were or giving him your phone number. He didn't text back for a while but it seems you kept texting him anyway. Then he finally responded and you were surprised that he wasn't happy? oh... and "FIRSSSTTTTT" FHL

Seventytimeseven 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:55

ummm if you're old enough to drive shouldn't you be old enough to not act like a creepy stalker and text a guy who you clearly don't know well without so much as revealing who you are seemingly repeatedly?

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gravityplanx 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:48

_FYL_ 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:35

Congrats that you're first (Y) [x And good point.. wow she's sucha desperate creeper!! o.O

glowbaby 15

Saturday 21 December 2013 4:23

Not to mention she drove to a friends house to put her SIM card in her phone, just to read it

skyeguitar 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:49

haha creeper

justmeagirl 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 20:12

I think it's really dangerous to so casually throw away terms like "stalker". That has a specific legal definition, and it's not sending maybe one too many texts to a boy she likes who obviously forgot whose number hers is. There needs to be a difference between normal, unfortunately awkward situations, and ACTUAL stalking; it's a serious accusation.

quackquackquac 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 20:32

I don't think "creeper" is the same thing as "stalker"... Like you can creep someone's facebook page or whatever, but I don't think it counts as stalking. I mean, stalking is following them home, getting their personal info., generally just harassing that person 24/7...

BostonBear 33

Saturday 26 January 2013 21:29

I agree some people just can't take a hint.

kaeizr 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:53

arent messages normally stored in phone memory instead of sim card when received?

Saaandy 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:59

yeahh, that was my first thoughtttt.

russianspy1234 11

Saturday 16 January 2010 20:10

With ATT at least, a SIM card has limited storage for about 20 text messages, after that's filled up, they start getting stored on the phone.

Seventytimeseven 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:55

Dydy_fml 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 23:56

THANKS!

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:57

So you have a crush on a guy that barely knows you (which implies you almost knows nothing of him, except his number) YDI

inconvienentgurl 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:10

Well maybe the guy knows her up close but not her number...you dont know if she told the guy who it was texting him before he sent that text or not. Aww hun I'm sorry that happened to you but its not really FML because there are a million other guys out there and you can find another crush. Did you even tell him who it was texting him so that he'd know? Maybe if you had then he would of been different towards you

shalizzz 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:36

If someone you knew , even a mere acquaintance, texted you saying: "Hey, it's *insert name here*. How are you?", would you text back asking them who they were?