Animals: Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail...

By stpddog - 25/07/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML

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By duderboi99 - 25/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was writing a huge paper for a class as our last grade. My dog starts scratching himself. He hit the power button on the computer. Nothing was saved. FML

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jd_superjive 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:56

people can be so rude on this site, its not the dogs fault that she got her nail caught in something and was scared, and if you ever have been around a scared animal you would know how hard it is to calm them down before they make the situation worse (kinda like PEOPLE for instance)

nightswimmer 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:17

teehee, silly doggs. always running around and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage

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volleyballchicka_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:30

FIRST

Ichigoner 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:47

Fail, because you said something about it.

snavula 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:16

I can't even begin to point out what is wrong with your comment, #27. You should have a license to go on them internets.

russianredgirl 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:08

wow your handicapped.

FarSide 22

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:48

Only could happen to a Mac.

Jankae 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:27

I cant even begin to desctibe how many things are wrong with those post

DizzyDemon0 9

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:46

hahahah. I was thinking the same thing #32...I couldn't understand what she was even trying to say...

Switchblade1212 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 11:46

I hate you.

natromy 5

Saturday 22 December 2012 0:06

#42 **you're. Sigh.

ily_hun996 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:30

FIRST

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:35

haha fail :P

Westy543 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:45

EPIC fail #2. :V

thesismate 3

Friday 31 July 2009 1:49

FAIL! FYL

isdeke 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:31

Ouch, that sucks.

Wombats111 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:44

Did she get your attention?

_Noon_ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:55

I doubt it.

jeeeeenn 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:34

losers. damn that sucks :/

Vertoule 7

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:35

The best solution to that is teaching your dog not to jump up on shit/people... Bad training is at fault, so YDI.

_babyxdoll 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:36

YDI stop neglecting your animal and love it! :) you deserved it :)

live_my_life245 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:01

you're dumb.

WolfgangDS 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:38

You can get that fixed. There's a guy on eBay that sells computer screens and has instructions for different kinds of laptops. It cost me $150 and about an hour of my time once I got the screen.

Aerostella 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:42

Ouch, hope you got warranty on it.

someoneelse666 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:46

regular warranty won't cover that kind of damage. An accident protection warranty would though.

deadpoetic333 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:44

Just wait for all the dipshit comments about how you need to give your pet attention (just like #7) because apparently from reading other FML comments, most of the fan base on this website consists of people who have a better relationship with their animals then friends and family. What did you all think those crazy cat and dog lovers do while they watch their parasites sleep?

adime 4

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:11

OP may or may not have been neglecting her dog, but she is at fault for letting her dog think it is acceptable to jump up on people for attention. And if her dog is poorly trained, well that's a good reason to believe that the dog may be a tad neglected.

blalien 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 6:13

The dog could have been a puppy. Maybe she hasn't had time to train it yet.

deadpoetic333 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:37

I'm commenting on how (as proven already) people will talk about attention this attention that about how it's the OP's fault for not giving her dog attention... When a reasonable person will realize it's the dog misbehaving and this is a FYL not a YDI. You can't devote your life to a flipping dog. FYL poster, don't mind the crazy pet owners