Cars, ACAB, Cops, Plants and Transportation: Suspicious activities

Suspicious activities

By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I was going home with the tomato plant I just bought in my cup holder. The smell of it was filling the car and I love the smell so I picked it up and took a wiff. A few moments later I got pulled over. Apparantly, the cop saw me sniff it and thought I was smelling a marijuana plant. FML

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You deserved it 8 434

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By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 13:59 - United States - Fredonia

Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML

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You deserved it 190

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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You deserved it 4 945

By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 19:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML

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You deserved it 1 317

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By Man in car - 11/10/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML

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You deserved it 294

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Corinth

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML

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You deserved it 200

By erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

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You deserved it 41 930

taotu 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:28

Fun fact, if you set fire to a tomato plant, it actually DOES smell like pot. Yes, I like to burn things.

buryuntime 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:11

420

Comments

Retiredrockstar 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:55

Wow, never heard of anyone who likes tomato plant smell!

wierdos_rule 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:25

I love tomatoe plant smell' I can't stand eating tomatoes though.... Wierd right?

naneppi 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:11

I kind of like the tomato plant smell. But yeah, it may've been increased paranoia due to 420? Who knows. Nothing bad actually happened, right?

lesb_lv 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:14

What is 420? F his life if he can't tell the difference between a tomato and marijuana plants...

jcnbjj01 0

Monday 27 February 2012 4:19

420 is usually referred to as a time 4:20 or a date April 20th it is so called the "weed time"

i_like_chicks 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:14

no FML there, idiot. o.O

emerald_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:16

420 = April 20th = basically national pot-smoking day Anyway, I agree... not an FML. I'm sure he let you go the moment he realized it was a tomato plant, so who cares?

Feklfekl2222 32

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:32

yes but the 20th of April is written 20 then 4 not 4 then 20

iDontFail_xD 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:30

" apparAntly ". Pleasee learn to spell. ??

TryToBeKind 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:59

But I'm sure he/she felt stupid when it was obvious it was a tomato plant? I got pulled over once because I turned around in a woman's driveway and it made her nervous, so she called the cops. Dude, the 'hood I was in had a lot of twisty-turny streets you can get lost in. I live in the other end of town and all the cops could come up with was, "So what are you doing HERE?" Um, I was visiting a friend's mother. Apparantly, you cannot have rich friends if you are poor.

asxp10 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:59

Not an FML like everyone else says. Sure, it may have sucked but you're life isn't ruined.

Juli_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 14:53

if marijuana was legal, this wouldn't have been a problem

lloydr418 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 14:54

The sad thing about this whole situation is that this cop has probably pulled people over for this before and actually found people genuinely sniffing pot plants if he reacted this way.