Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML
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swaglesshipster 23

Wow, such a great friend throwing you under the bus instead of taking responsibility!

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milehigh52 22

No shit. That's why there is an "I agree, your life sucks." button.

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whitnayfortooh 29

oooo what a coincidence my mother just got pulled over for selling drugs with a baby in the car and now I have a daughter instead of a sister

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whitnayfortooh 29

#86 I've told some crazy stories for fml and they always get denied...I've given up

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Bassist_Ibanez 14

I just moderated an FML of this story. Hopefully it was you that submitted it, as I clicked "Yes".

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whitnayfortooh 29

Yea I tried to but as usual it got denied. I submitted it and if someone else submitted it as well and it got published it wasn't mine that was accepted cause I just got the deny email...these people are nuts.

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swaglesshipster 23

Wow, such a great friend throwing you under the bus instead of taking responsibility!

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Ms_ValS 27

Excellent friend you have there. And you say you are helping her move to her new home? I'm assuming you did not get arrested since you got on FML. I think you should bitch slap her with the bong.

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invadermaythe1st 35

She should be like, "Oh yeah I recognise it. Hey, Judy, where do you want this bong placed? I mean, we're moving your stuff to your house after all."

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tormcn 26

Bongs are technically sold as tobacco products.. depending on where you live. There's her excuse. It worked for a friend of mine.

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R2Y2 22

Not sure if it's OPs car or not, but if it isn't then you have nothing to worry about. In the US, it's the owner of the car that is responsible for what is inside.

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thefmlman2011 36

You need new friends, just saying. If that was me, I'd cop the punishment.

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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Not that good of a friend. I hope she did the rest of the moving herself!

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Sharpshooterisle 18

What a jerk! I hope you didn't continue to help them move house.

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niallo 23

Not only stop helping her, dump all her stuff on the side of the road. You don't know what else she has there.

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PePziNL 20

But can she still dance?

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Megatron_Griffin 25

Pretty much did exactly that. I moved 1300 miles away :) outta sight outta mind

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Megatron_Griffin 25

Oh my goodness, I didn't even catch that joke 55 haha. I can dance if I want too, I can leave my friends behind. Cause my friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine haha

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Thoricsteam20 24

Stash cocaine in her car later and call the cops, that'll teach her.

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MrSassypants 32

Yes because taking the huge risk of getting caught with cocaine to get revenge after being accused of holding a bong is a smart thing to do.

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MrSassypants 32

Oooooohhhhh...... apologies my good sir. I feel like an ass for using my sass.

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invadermaythe1st 35

its OK sassypants, your sick rhymes helped to save the day.

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isawan09 14

A lesson to remember; if someone finds a strange item amongst your things, say it's a gag gift. Just be weary of your friend from now on.

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isawan09 14

Stopping being someone's friend is a lot easier said than done. What if they're in the same friendship group or work together or been childhood friends etc? Better to be civil than hateful. But it depends on the outcome, if OP got into serious trouble with the law, then yes, ditch the friend.

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ladyg228 15

With a friend like that who needs enemies

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DaEpicTaco 13

What a bad friend hope you are no longer friends anymore

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