Cars, ACAB, Cops, Plants and Transportation: Suspicious activities

Suspicious activities

By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I was going home with the tomato plant I just bought in my cup holder. The smell of it was filling the car and I love the smell so I picked it up and took a wiff. A few moments later I got pulled over. Apparantly, the cop saw me sniff it and thought I was smelling a marijuana plant. FML

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By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 13:59 - United States - Fredonia

Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 19:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML

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By Man in car - 11/10/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Corinth

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML

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By erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

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You deserved it 41 931

taotu 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:28

Fun fact, if you set fire to a tomato plant, it actually DOES smell like pot. Yes, I like to burn things.

buryuntime 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:11

420

Comments

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:53

Protecting and serving :-P. #27: Yeessss.

survivalism 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:55

How is it understandable at all? Who just drives around smelling pot plants? Cops can be downright retarded.

i8anfml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:00

Oh no, and then he saw it was a tomato plant and sent you on your merry way. You poor thing!

theatreislife 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:20

bahaha. happy 420.

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:25

why would you stiff a tomato while driving. dumbass

devaraja42 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:31

Wow, I wish the police would be more strict about marijuana around where I go to school - swarms of kids, many of whom I know, stand around smoking marijuana, tobacco, and worse. There's several police officers on every block within a fairly large radius of the area... They threaten to arrest us for loitering on streets that are clearly public, but not one thing is said about smoking...

louisianagrrrrl 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:50

Well so what? He would probably realize it wasn't one after he saw it, so you wouldn't get arrested. Unless you actually did have weed in your car as well, this isn't a FML

Mr_Positive 3

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:24

Not really a FML, but congrats on your new plant ! :D

rakhil11 7

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:31

...so what? and XD #25!!! lol

OllieJ317 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:43

#31 Takran...stop being a d*ck. It doesn't matter if the guy lives outside of the US (which he does btw), no need to be a douche because you know all about drug culter. #30 - 420 is the law enforcement code for illegal drug use. Being that marijuana is the most popular and most accessible of illegal drugs, April 20th (4/20) is an quasi-official pot smoking day in the U.S. But being a d*ck is year-round celebration for some people.