Suspicious mind

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Youngsville

Today, after two weeks of intense detective work, I found out my wife isn't cheating on me after all. She really has just been going out and playing table tennis with her friend like she said. Who the hell even plays table tennis? FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 600
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I'm sorry to read that, OP. Perhaps you two could see a counselor until she's comfortable enough to stop playing table tennis and start cheating on you.

So is the FML that your wife plays table tennis or...

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Agree with the OP, table-tennis is like super-high up on the dumb hobby list, below only scrapbooking and crocheting

InfiniteSecret 20

It is an Olympic sport, lots of fun and easy to play. It is actually very common in a lot of places. The OP just has 0 trust and faith in their partner

Kind of crazy how you don't trust your wife just simply she likes to play table tennis

You could get even by playing some pocket pool...

My brothers and I have had some seriously table tennis competitions.

Maybe you could... I don't know... TALK TO YOUR WIFE?

boredgirl_02 14

Just cause your spouse wants to get out of the house for a hobby(no matter if it sounds dorky) doesn't mean they are cheating. People get to a point in relationships where they want alone time or social time with others than spouse. I kinda get after being cheated on how you might think ' table tennis...she must be cheating'

women who cheat on their husbands play table tennis.

JustKeeny 6

you're fml is your wife isn't cheating on you? I wish I had your life, nimrod.

furthermote who even still calls ping pong "table tennis" outside of the UK lmao

What a stupid FML. "My wife is playing table tennis instead of cheating on me. My life sucks, it's surely a fail now." Honestly, what were the Admins even thinking when letting this story through?