Suspicious mind

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Youngsville

Today, after two weeks of intense detective work, I found out my wife isn't cheating on me after all. She really has just been going out and playing table tennis with her friend like she said. Who the hell even plays table tennis? FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 600
You deserved it 25 973

Top comments

I'm sorry to read that, OP. Perhaps you two could see a counselor until she's comfortable enough to stop playing table tennis and start cheating on you.

So is the FML that your wife plays table tennis or...

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Just be glad she's not cheating, okay? Was there anything else that led you to believe she might be cheating on you? YDI, bub.

I'm not understanding why this is an FML... Isn't it a good thing that she's not cheating?..

Isa_fml 20

You sound incredibly controlling and creepy.

No one can really blame you for being suspicious, but you should be glad that she isn't cheating on you

InfiniteSecret 20

They could've asked them or talked about their insecurities or done a number of healthy things instead of stalking their partner for two weeks.

Twisted_Angel 17

I'm confused... are you happy about this, or not?

InfiniteSecret 20

They actually sound upset that their partner isn't cheating on them. ???

Everyone is calling OP awful for distrusting his wife. 30-60% of relationships involve cheating. Maybe people shouldn't ******* cheat instead of berating someone for distrusting others. Now dislike me and move along

InfiniteSecret 20

Sorry people aren't supporting stalking their partner for two weeks all because they think playing a sport is reasons to think that their partner is cheating. Then be upset that their partner isn't lying and is faithful to them.

momac86 17

Well clearly if you'd spend more time with her you'd know she was honest and she wouldn't have to resort to playing table tennis

So let me get this straight, you found it so difficult to imagine that your wife could actually have hobbies and friends of her own, that you automatically assumed she must be cheating on you? Sorry OP but YDI.

GothicKnife 11

I play table tennis. Do you have a problem with table tennis?