Kids, Injury and Liar: Sussy Baka

Sussy Baka

By boymom - 04/08/2021 15:59

Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML

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By Hugh - 03/04/2021 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to a hospital social worker that my young son is not abused, he is just rowdy and that he knocked himself unconscious and shattered 4 teeth in a bizarre stunt involving a tree, my ironing board, a mop bucket and lots of duct tape. I'm not sure the hospital believes me. FML

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By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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Don't let it come to this

By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 02:01

Today, we had the cops called on us because my son was panicking so much about his first COVID jab, his older sister got fed up, took him outside, put him in a headlock and choked him unconscious so the nurse could jab him. Instead, the nurse called the cops. FML

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Teenagers…

By why the fuck would you do that - 25/02/2013 02:57 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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Biblical

By Anonymous - 26/12/2021 20:01

Today, my son has a habit of picking on his little brother when in a bad mood. I heard a massive crash and found him out cold with his little brother holding a homemade slingshot and a bunch of rocks. Apparently, in school they just learned about David and Goliath. FML

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My little boy

By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 00:30

Today, my 12 year-old son came home with two broken arms after finding an awesome place to ride his bike. He found a sweet jump and his handlebars broke. He's currently in slings and waiting for an appointment with a surgeon, the breaks were so bad, the hospital couldn't reset them. FML

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So, here's the thing…

By dad - 28/04/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML

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Solid case for the defense

By DT_tasha - 11/09/2022 15:00

Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML

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By DaddyZ - 27/06/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 4 August 2021 16:33

Put him up for adoption. Because you thought it would be funny.

brockwaycc 3

Wednesday 4 August 2021 20:03

It’ll be hilarious to see him in interviews one day hahaha

Comments

cuz803 44

Wednesday 4 August 2021 16:19

LMAOOO boy you're raising two typical hellraisers right there! This is gonna be a hilarious story to look back at when it's all said and done, so just hang in there for now. That's true bro nature in the making. 😭🤣

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 4 August 2021 23:44

Whoaaaa. That behavior is toxic as **** and trivialized with that “just a prank bro” bullshit. In general, people often take “pranks” too far and they’re really just excuses to be sociopathic bullies. And in this specific case, I get that the kid was trying to be funny and had no idea it would be taken that far, but it will NEVER be funny for the parents. Investigated for child abuse? Stressed out, thinking you may lose your kid or kids, needing to take time off work and possibly needing to hire a lawyer to fight it, lots of time, money, stress, and headaches...I don’t know how much time would ever need to pass for that to ever be funny. I mean Jesus I could run you over with a car and say “It’s just a prank, bro, walk it off, LULZZZ!!!🤣🤣” and that would be fine? Shit isn’t that extreme but people get pretty close with these “pranks” and everyone else needs to stop excusing them. Not necessarily the case this this kid, but there is something wrong with extreme prancing mentality in general.

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 4 August 2021 23:44

Ohh you’re 19. Trust me this will be much less funny when you’re older.

cuz803 44

Wednesday 4 August 2021 23:57

You blew my comment out of proportion. I understand that it's a bad situation and a stressful headache. I never disregarded that point by downplaying it with your misguided "it's just a prank bro" argument thus your pithy is unnecessary. My point is that this will be something to chuckle at in retrospect. Take a few step backs and relax. Your fabricated POV of vehicular assault is also evident of your excessive whine.