Kids and Bikes: My little boy

My little boy

By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 00:30

Today, my 12 year-old son came home with two broken arms after finding an awesome place to ride his bike. He found a sweet jump and his handlebars broke. He's currently in slings and waiting for an appointment with a surgeon, the breaks were so bad, the hospital couldn't reset them. FML

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By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Midland

Today, while BMXing I felt my chain break loose. I only looked down for a split second, and that's all it took for me to crash into a young scooter kid, breaking not only my own nose and elbow, but both his arms. FML

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By derped-out sperm - 01/04/2014 21:41 - Ireland

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2014 08:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML

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By aaaa - 25/09/2018 17:30

Today, while helping a child through a tantrum, I was kicked and my hand broke. The bone is completely in half and fixing it will require plates, screws, and surgery along with months of recovery. Another day on the job. FML

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By boymom - 04/08/2021 15:59

Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2013 22:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I spent most of my daughter's 8th birthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was put in a cast. Apparently, my son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on their 8th birthday before encouraging her to find out by jumping off the slippery slide. FML

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By Not funnu - 23/10/2022 04:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I crashed my motorbike and broke both my arms. I now have to rely on my mom and aunt taking turns to do everything for me. FML

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By why the fuck would you do that - 25/02/2013 02:57 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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Dirtysalamander1 13

Friday 16 April 2021 1:04

he did the jump of his life. the life of a daredevil. he must be proud that he tried that jump!

bleachedraven 14

Friday 16 April 2021 9:58

Prayers for a speedy recovery...must be excruciating.

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Dirtysalamander1 13

Friday 16 April 2021 1:04

he did the jump of his life. the life of a daredevil. he must be proud that he tried that jump!

Jasin Smith 7

Friday 16 April 2021 1:22

Hell Evel Kanevel started young too! Get good insurance and tell him to live his best life! Sounds like you have a dare devil in the making.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Friday 16 April 2021 2:08

Never mind get some bubble wrap

bleachedraven 14

Friday 16 April 2021 2:23

no kidding

Babygirlbutterfly86 4

Friday 16 April 2021 6:18

More like FML for him ! That’s sad ! I hope he recovers quickly!

bleachedraven 14

Friday 16 April 2021 9:58

Prayers for a speedy recovery...must be excruciating.

IHaveThePower 16

Monday 10 July 2023 3:22

If it helps, plenty of kids break something trying out whatever stunt comes to mind. It doesn't usually do them any harm in the long run.

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