Relatable, Underwear and Health: Swing low, sweet chariot

Swing low, sweet chariot

By I need a new ballsack. - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I'm at that age where sitting down carries a 50/50 chance of turning my balls into scrambled eggs, a fact confirmed yet again today. Third time this week. I think it's time to switch to briefs. FML

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 17 September 2014 6:03

Ugh I hate when that happens

Dreamsorrow93 24

Wednesday 17 September 2014 6:05

Do your balls hang low do they waggle to your toes, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Do your balls hang low!!!

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Val_123broken 6

Tuesday 26 January 2016 21:41

Good thing im not a guy!!

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