Talk to me baby

By Anonymous - 17/06/2010 22:56 - United States

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Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said, "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I'd managed to turn myself off. FML
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TomasT 0

Not very dirty, though... just informative.

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ARScratch 0

maybe it's just your voice that turns you off? O.o

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Kristen_Nichole 0

Lol... So sad when your own voice can turn you off right as you're about to ******. Haha, it is sad, but I gotta laugh. :D

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ARScratch 0

well that's the only conclusion I can "cum" up with.. she jus said she was going to cum and immediately was turned off.. so her voice is the problem.

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Kristen_Nichole 0

Bahaha, way to be creative! Made me laugh! :)

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jizzmode 0

"i'm going to come... back to the kitchen." That'll at least make your boyfriend ******.

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EvilDave 13

You forgot "And make you a samich" And, I think I love you, or at least want you to make me a samich.

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tgabriel12 0

you used the wrong spelling of the word cum :P and this is kind of a stupid fml..

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allplayedout 20

eh it happens. sometimes you just need to stfu. that's why I use duct tape

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darkshadow1977 0

female ******? this is not an FML. get back in the kitchen ;)

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Paris_LovezYhu 0

-.- why are people so critical to other people but when it comes down to your own life it's a problem

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yagurlteeteexoxo 0

lol u **** blocked ur own self.

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fuzzyfhuck 0

i tell my girl shut up and come already everytime she says im gunna cum ... it works

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izzy0122 0

lmao 72.. I bet tt does work. agressiveness is sexi! I tell my hubby I loveee his dick..and he says I bet you do baby! and stuff like that lol cockyness/agressiveness is amazing!!

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4everhis 0

That isn't talking dirty.

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EvilDave 13

"I'm going to cum" isn't dirty talk. "Damn you are so hot and tight. I love ******* your pussy" is dirty talk. "**** me harder! I love having your **** in me!" is dirty talk. If you think what you said is dirty talk, you are pretty naive.

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