Tasty

By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating at a diner one of my friends from work recommended to me. I ordered a chicken salad sandwich, which was pretty good despite the used Band-Aid in it. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32

My first instinct was to complain and try and get more free food... Thinking about it that's a bad idea

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nyenisu 14

That is so gross. Sorry you had to experience that, OP

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nyenisu 14

That is so gross. Sorry you had to experience that, OP

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Feklfekl2222 32

My first instinct was to complain and try and get more free food... Thinking about it that's a bad idea

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Rkikkas9713 25

In this situation, trying to get free food would be reasonable and rational.

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smallandroid 26

I wouldn't want to take the risk of seeing what else could end up in my food!

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TrickyDeath 14

I would have screamed and thrown a bitch fit. Seriously, if the person was infected you could be getting some nasty shit.

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Moskaaa7 26

Obviously the chicken got injured while making the salad sandwich, which explains the used bandaid.

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Mackade 18

Thinking about whatever fluid that bandaid had on it, is probably now inside you. Yum.

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NonScaryPumkin 22

They use bacteria in cheese to make it better so maybe the chef had the same idea? Though that is a nasty idea.

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pedinhuh 23

Please tell me you didn't actually ate that...

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soullyfe 33

They said it was pretty good. So, I assume they had ate some of it.

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coops456 14

On the bright side you just became rich

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