Gross and Intimacy: Tasty

Tasty

By Emily Salt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML

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Mielad 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:07

You nibble, not suck. And either way, you'd be able to spit it out.

sparklestar69 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:08

spit it out an make a candle

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KaptainKickAss 5

Sunday 23 February 2014 21:07

Shrek popped into mily mind at the moment...

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 8 July 2014 18:56

I should stop reading these when eating breakfast...ugh

namine120409 42

Friday 29 August 2014 12:51

That's ******* disgusting.

luked557 11

Wednesday 24 June 2015 14:08

Oh thanks for making me choke

Sweet_Melody 15

Friday 11 March 2016 6:16

Ew! That would ruin the moment for me if that happened to me.

123Puppy 33

Tuesday 5 April 2022 8:33

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