Gross and Intimacy: Tasty

Tasty

By Emily Salt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML

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Top comments

Mielad 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:07

You nibble, not suck. And either way, you'd be able to spit it out.

sparklestar69 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:08

spit it out an make a candle

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Mielad 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:07

You nibble, not suck. And either way, you'd be able to spit it out.

nowIshallrise 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:15

I was thinking the same thing, how could you swallow that lump if you were just nibbling?

TomasT 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:18

Perhaps she is just a natural swallower...

NickK49 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:14

lol at 7. But seriously that's just goddamn gross

sparklestar69 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:08

spit it out an make a candle

macho4819 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 18:27

lml dats gross!!

gitarex 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 19:19

ur hot!!!!!!!!

YoungKing7 5

Monday 2 July 2012 7:16

holla at me

GunReaper 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:11

****** gross. spit it out!

gabrielleangeliq 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:14

That is repulsive.

ltsmark 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:15

Hot

mariluvs 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 1:48

ew...

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:21

Way better than a booger!

palltaru 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:22

gross

mintcar 9

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:26

EWW, I think ear nibbling is gross. Yuck.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:28

At least you swallow like a good girl. ;-)

kayylayy1995 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 5:54

lol;)

sketchme2 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:34

that's sick!! did he notice?? what's it taste like??

Skaterdrew 0

Friday 30 March 2012 3:06

Nice how you ask what it tasted like..

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