Miscellaneous: Bad trip

Bad trip

By MoneyMike - 12/03/2009 00:30 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

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You deserved it 11 917

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By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 043

You deserved it 9 041

By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 935

You deserved it 6 096

Lingering smells

By UptoHERE - 04/02/2010 03:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 495

You deserved it 2 291

By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 866

You deserved it 2 717

By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 548

You deserved it 5 091

By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 475

You deserved it 5 323

No kinkshaming on FML

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 706

You deserved it 9 334

By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 007

You deserved it 53 185

By NextTimeMom'sDriving - 11/06/2014 16:41 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

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You deserved it 4 466

This is happening

By mikmak - 20/12/2015 13:26 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 571

You deserved it 3 126

HANGtheFREAK 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 12:35

haha did your grandma notice? OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!

sucker 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 12:31

Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)

Comments

sucker 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 12:31

Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)

hellokittywhore 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 7:25

and no one noticed?? you must be pretty small! fyl indeedy!!!

rbond93 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 19:52

hahahahahaha

fuckedPriceless 17

Sunday 21 July 2013 15:59

It doesn't really just bleed through your jeans or shorts and run down your thighs. Semen is very thick and usually would just stay smeared all over his thigh, which isn't visible to anyone.

Ckopc 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 12:35

Regular sex helps to avoid such situations

SkyBirdy 5

Monday 2 April 2012 5:12

Or jerking off.

HANGtheFREAK 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 12:35

haha did your grandma notice? OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!

MLSxxox 3

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:23

LMAO #3!!!

suckerz 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 12:36

lmao @ # 3

Kozzy333 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 13:01

#2 and ********** more.

Gstone5 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:18

Dizzygrl08 4

Friday 4 June 2010 2:07

Win on #5's part lol

Ldy_S_FTW 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 13:06

#3 made me LOL

CrazyDutch 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 20:05

your hot!!!

SoccerForTheWin 5

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:21

You could have responded to #3 then...

randii_17 11

Saturday 8 December 2012 1:35

The formatting was different three years ago...

timmytimmeh 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 13:51

Read what #5 said =]

Jancho 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 13:52

Why wouldn't you take a promotion, there are whole lot bigger idiots than you(appearently not...), that are doing that work, but you won't take the job, cause you are afraid.