Tasty

By Mighty Mouse - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out the coffee mug my housemate uses to thaw dead mice for his snake is the same mug I use for my morning coffee. FML
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RichardPencil 30

"The best part of waking up is deadmau5 in your cup™."

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Druu 53

So that's why his snake has been acting all hyper lately!

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Druu 53

So that's why his snake has been acting all hyper lately!

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Glowworm56 26

The best part of waking up is dead mice in your cup!

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Kurliez408 32

why the hell does he even thaw then in a mug? and why would he put that mug/container/ whatever in the kitchen? ew.

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GhostFox 33

Closed containers (which, I suppose a dead mouse body would count as) can explode as they are heated. So I suppose the housemate was doing it so that if the mouse exploded, most of the gibs stayed in the container area provided by the cup.

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Lobby_Bee 17

This is why people suck. Why would you use a mug that is clearly not yours without asking if it is in use by others?

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samomaha 17

What, you don't know how to wash a dish? Such a shame!

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silentbabydeer 10

Maybe get an coffee mug that's labeled "for dead mice only" and get yours that has your name on the coffee mug?

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RichardPencil 30

"The best part of waking up is deadmau5 in your cup™."

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Regulate 21

Housemates. They sure are something at times.

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InsanityShard 23

This is why I hide mugs behind stuff on my xbox. >_>

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