Transportation: Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking...

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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Friday 24 April 2009 13:13

YDI, don't touch other people's cars.

KeithHarris 0

Friday 24 April 2009 12:27

You could always tell him the car told you to do it.

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Ktulu 0

Friday 24 April 2009 12:18

great joke, though

bleedforMayheM 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 17:19

no its a pathetic over used joke

kattycakes 0

Friday 24 April 2009 12:21

Maybe next time you should check for passengers first? ;)

mlipro 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:14

Lol, I was in a parking lot with my friends and there was a really shitty car with it's engine sticking out through the hood. My friend walks up, says 'Look at this piece of shit.' and sticks his gum right on the motor. Two seconds later, this huge guy jumps out of the passenger's seat. My friend jumped like 3 feet in the air because he didn't notice the guy in the car. Then the guy in the car started chasing us. It was ******* hilarious because the guy was so fat and we were all on our school's track team.

Kyuubi1589 1

Wednesday 14 September 2011 7:13

74 - Cool story bro, tell it to someone who cares ;D

missbadluk 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 9:05

Ooooooor not take the liberty of touching other people's cars.

Darth_Taco 14

Friday 24 April 2009 12:26

Considering that it was the driver that got out, you probably could've seen through the front. Should've checked there before doing that. At least you know better now...I hope. :P

KeithHarris 0

Friday 24 April 2009 12:27

You could always tell him the car told you to do it.

HahaYDI 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:47

Win

mastermadman 0

Friday 24 April 2009 12:35

Whoops! I guess you could offer to wash his car for him. That would be fitting. If I were the driver, I just laugh it off.

24788 6

Friday 24 April 2009 12:36

It's tempting to do that to a dirty car.

nlite 0

Friday 24 April 2009 12:52

there's always the classic 'i wish my wife was this dirty'

acro_actress95 0

Friday 24 April 2009 13:10

LOL yah, you should have looked through the front. And if the car was so dirty why would you trace your hand through the dirt on it? That's actually kinda gross. LOL #6