Technically

By nice one - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML
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Top comments

pokefan813 16

Tell him, you're breaking up with him, not on him.

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Welshite 39

Cheating is cheating, no matter who it's with.

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Liana23music 0

That kills... Be careful who you choose to share your life with. You better be sure they are faithful before ANYTHING starts between you 2. Keep your heart in good shape by avoiding future situations like this from happening. Because heart break is nothing anyone wants to go through.

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outoftown 26

#33, My dad gave me the same advice. He was right. Thumbed you up, despite writing that made my head hurt.

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dogpup4 23

Hope you broke up with him and warned his other girlfriend about it too.

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Souperflip 2

It seems there's a trend where the first comment always has to address what time it is. **** that.

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xalba 9

Next, he will be cheating on you with someone else.

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perdix 29

Let his wife do his laundry and raise his kids, while you just spend sexy time with him. Sounds like a pretty good deal :)

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vbmg152 18

Not when you're the wife washing his dirty underwear, birthing & raising his kids! That's a horrible answer!

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perdix 29

Sucks from your point of view, to be sure.

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gantoman 13

Post on Facebook saying : I LOVE my Boyfriend (Asscricket's name here). Make sure the other girl is added on your Facebook too

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captainburke 5

Damn, well at least he's honest

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outoftown 26

#40, No, opposite of honest. He's an accomplished liar and cheater who plans his excuses in advance. See DocBastard's comment above.

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stephhrunsaway 21

He wasn't honest. She had to confront him and demand the truth.

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vintage3113 6

At least he didn't deny it? Sorry, OP :/

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Miss_Lisaa 16

Oh, sure.. That changes e v e r y t h i n g. -.- Jerk.

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